18 November, 2008

Pennsylvania Conversation

"I use a little device. You kinda hafta pluck it and it calls the males with a female voice. You gotta do it right after mating season which is in spring. You got all the left over really horny bastards who haven't found a mate. For the deer, it's the males who normally call the ladies over. So what your doing is really messing with nature."

"What it is, is temptation? You taunt the turkeys with potential gratification and the weak ones who don't know better will come to you...and their stupidity, lust, urges, whatever, gets them shot and fried and devoured?"

"Yep."

"Oh...damn"

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