Some of the PA

Took the car, headed north. Gave my fossils for fuel. Signed them in my will. The state smiled
the president laughed and away I went.

Crashed the Bronx, front side first. I was thirsty enough for yesterday's coffee. My mouth a sewer this morning's rough start and no batteries found.

New Jersey a breeze. She's a poor whore, charges in minutes of ten. I asked for six, she said I must wait. I said I see no line.

Pennsylvania was busy eating. Swallowed me whole. When I thought I was out...
"Spit me out! You fat slime!"
"I mustn't" she cried. "You taste of sweet sins, the best I could ever imagine."
"Well as long as I'm in your mouth, watch your teeth, swallow me as I am, though suck me if you like"

With that I landed in the belly and all to greet me was silence and salty refreshments. I still had no kind of breath mint, and am I used as a breath mint?